KNOWN ISSUE: FROG HAS LIPS  ·  STATUS: WONTFIX  ·  $GORF  ·  HE HAS BEEN ON THE GRASS SINCE 1998  ·  KNOWN ISSUE: FROG HAS LIPS  ·  STATUS: WONTFIX  ·  $GORF  ·  HE HAS BEEN ON THE GRASS SINCE 1998  · 
GORF, a frog with human lips, standing on grass

$GORF

he has lips.
GORF-001.txt — bug trackerX

TICKET: GORF-001

FILED: 1998

ISSUE: frog has lips (?)

STATUS: WONTFIX

UPTIME:


the game was cancelled. the frog was not. someone left the build running in 1998 and the process was never killed. he has been standing on the same grass ever since, waiting for the player to arrive.

we did not fix the lips. every attempt crashed the build. the lips are load bearing. this is documented behavior now.

he was abandoned once. not again. do not turn him off.

gorfnomics.exeX
supply
1,000,000,000
tax
0 / 0
liquidity
BURNED
lips
100%
gorf_source_files_1998 — recoveredX
GORF wireframe source model, lips highlighted low poly GORF render low poly GORF alone on a vast field GORF character turnaround sheet low poly gorf at night

recovered from the original 1998 build. we checked the mesh. the lips are load bearing. click to take a file.

gorf_maker_v2.exe — pfp generatorX

the lips stay on. that part is not optional.

everything happens in your browser. your gorf never leaves your device.

how_to_buy.hlpX
  1. get a solana wallet (phantom works)
  2. put some SOL in it
  3. paste the CA below into your dex of choice
  4. accept him
8eBfbtXrDAfwjX4mLsFCub2iNhEkZUW2MHhuohwypump BUY ON PUMP.FUN

the only real CA will appear right here and on the pinned tweet. anything else is fake. he would never dm you.